Imouto_Chan

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML