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Miss It's complicated

Terminator101101 30 May 2013, 23:06 Las Vegas, United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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sleepy momma 2 June 2013, 06:06 Altoona, United States

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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