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simonerboner

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Kailua/ Santa Cruz, U.S.
32 years old
Tuesday 26 June 1990
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About Simonerboner

Not your typical girl in any way, shape, or form.

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Simonerboner's favorite FMLs

By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 957

You deserved it 14 104

By Girl123999 - 04/03/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 265 407

You deserved it 35 403

By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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You deserved it 45 354

It's my new look

By Fenny - 27/02/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 409

You deserved it 74 620

By Dr. Virgin - 24/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied: "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

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You deserved it 6 506