lizzy1843
United States
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
neontree
Mr 34 years-old
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML