By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix 7 1 45 13 Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 000 You deserved it 1 273 Tweet Share
By toastedguy - 01/12/2009 05:00 - United States 1 1 34 16 Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 584 You deserved it 13 126 Tweet Share