BadMeetsEvil305

Mr Miami, Mr. 305, US 36 years-old Single

True Story 29 August 2011, 12:46 Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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Anonymous 30 August 2011, 11:24 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Nasty

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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srloin 21 September 2011, 16:42 United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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