andrewlf2145

Mr Elgin, United States 35 years-old Single

buddy 26 January 2009, 14:58 United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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sluttydancer 10 June 2009, 13:51 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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