LMFAOx9

Mr Toronto, Ontario 35 years-old

Mick This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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thatsucks 28 February 2009, 11:10 United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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LMFAOx9

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