500daysofme44

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

Bless

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML