Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
choiboy118
Mr New York, New York 30 years-old
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Australia
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember those vampire dudes?
Today, the painting I worked on for three weeks was rejected from an art contest because the rules prohibit fan art. It wasn't fan art. They mistook it for Twilight fan art. FML