DirtyOldMan

Mr Port Orchard 69 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 19 August 2015, 06:32 Regina, Canada

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Minneapolis, United States

Kinda over the top

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

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