Miss nowhere, northern ireland 28 years-old Single
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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