midwestgirl89

Miss Omaha, USA In a relationship

h4rdy 9 March 2012, 16:55 United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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Kwalker3 6 May 2012, 06:39 Tracy, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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