Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Miss Mission, Canada 32 years-old
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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