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Miss riverside, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 4 September 2011, 16:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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jellyybean 5 September 2011, 17:05 United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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