Mr Katy, USA 36 years-old
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
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