burntpotato

Mr Las Vegas, United States 32 years-old

gentileman 16 March 2009, 17:11 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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Anonymous 11 March 2010, 05:04 United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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