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Miss Monaca 31 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 4 April 2009, 02:55 Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Anonymous 16 October 2012, 01:19 Evansville, United States

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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Nutellalover This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Hennef, Germany

Priorities

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

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