KaitlynRay123

Miss Hagerhill, USA 31 years-old

Anonymous 15 January 2011, 05:15 United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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Anonymous 17 January 2011, 01:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Sostupid 24 January 2011, 03:41 Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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