keisukexsatsuki

Mr Sacramento, USA 37 years-old Single

Anonymous 18 October 2010, 00:27 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Anonymous 7 February 2012, 18:15 United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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