Miss marshall, clark 33 years-old
Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
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