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Miss Orland, California 32 years-old

lovelife 27 September 2010, 13:09 United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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Anonymous 27 September 2010, 15:07 United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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Anonymous 30 September 2010, 08:04 Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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