voldyisgoindown

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

Differences

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML