spidyman16

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Someone has to

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

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Snufflopagus 1 January 2014, 13:26 Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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Anonymous 30 January 2014, 12:34 United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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