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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML