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sally 25 January 2014, 17:42 Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Nearly there

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

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CatBlock 31 January 2014, 06:16 Decatur, United States 🌶️ Spicy

I did not consent to this under my roof

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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