simplyORANGEjews

Mr American Fork, United States of America 32 years-old Single

ShiriSarah 20 August 2009, 14:39 United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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eyesightfail 21 November 2009, 23:02 United States

Cute

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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