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Lunarlette

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Brewer, Maine, USA
33 years-old
Friday 03 July 1992
In a relationship

About Lunarlette

Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a shit. Life wasn't meant to be easy or they'd call it a slut instead of a bitch. 5' tall, 125 lbs, laid-back, but don't piss me off. natural brunette but i dyed it black. blue/green/gray eyes. I'm a lover not a fighter but I fight for what I love.

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Lunarlette's favorite FMLs

Here, my dear

By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 488

You deserved it 43 621

By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 698

You deserved it 4 710

By datingamoron - 14/02/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 392

You deserved it 4 002

By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 053

You deserved it 10 089

Short, sharp, shock

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 257

You deserved it 54 139