CodeRed1990

Mr So Cal, U.S. of A. 36 years-old Single

May 4 September 2011, 04:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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Stuck 8 September 2011, 10:00 United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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