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Mr Huntsville, US and A 38 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Seniors!

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

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Anonymous 14 October 2011, 14:41 United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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