CornDogFlakes

Mr Salt Lake City, USA 36 years-old

pumpkinlover89 27 March 2010, 08:26 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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Anonymous 21 September 2010, 22:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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