Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Taatertotiscool
Miss Regina, SK, Canada, Canada 30 years-old Single
anonymous
Saint John's, Canada
anon
Addison, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Mark
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML