nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Tara_J
Miss Single
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
xX_nsn_Xx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML