Prism_Perfect

Mrs Big Spring, USA 45 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 7 April 2011, 15:15 United States

So many questions

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

205 comments

torny>horny 10 April 2011, 04:42 United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

137 comments