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pops up 1 December 2011, 22:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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Anonymous 3 December 2011, 06:43 United States

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

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