TheNastyCat

Anna L. 25 March 2013, 00:23 San Antonio, United States

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed, "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a Dementor. FML

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fatmom This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Royal Tunbridge Wells, United Kingdom

Record breakers

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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obnum This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

The Katdashians

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

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