RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Boii_Wonderr_
H-TOWN/Miami, Wonderland Bitches! 35 years-old
shit...
United States
Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML