yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
Cheer79
Miss A-Townnn, United Stats 29 years-old In a relationship
Halle
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ruined
Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head, destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML
stitchesupmyass
United States
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML