RustySkoog

Mr West Lafayette, United States of America 41 years-old In a relationship

H8TR 26 August 2010, 13:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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Punk 7 June 2011, 20:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

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