mynameisnotyou

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML