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Miss Copperas Cove, United States 33 years-old In a relationship

nobrony 2 July 2012, 19:53 Katonah, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

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spiderfail 3 July 2012, 08:03 Erie, United States

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

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