Mr 31 years-old In a relationship
Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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