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Miss Vancouver, Canada, eh? 38 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 1 October 2012, 14:50 Stockholm, Sweden

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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Holy Testacles This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Wurdz is hard

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML

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