CheckItOutItsYou

., The United States of America 34 years-old

nofrickenway 25 April 2012, 00:08 Newport News, United States

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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Anonymous 30 April 2012, 00:23 United States

Dude, you OK?

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

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sockmonkey 1 May 2012, 02:21 Corona, United States

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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