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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML