Chizzle1496

Miss Statesboro, USA 29 years-old Single

Can't Believe It. 3 February 2014, 20:11 Fairview, United States

WTF?

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

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ZombiexIce 10 February 2014, 03:22 San Francisco, United States

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

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