Miss Kristiansand, Norway 33 years-old
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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