Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Sakura13_fml
Miss Maastricht, The Netherlands 33 years-old Single
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
ohmygosh
United States
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML