KingdomHearts44

ANON 13 August 2013, 23:53 Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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kaynotentirelywrong 15 August 2013, 16:49 Repentigny, Canada

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

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