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helmond, netherlands 31 years-old Single

44haley44 12 July 2011, 17:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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ohno 13 July 2011, 04:43 United States

Genius

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied, "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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